Sitemap - 2022 - spittle’s Newsletter
DIET SPITTLE / YOUR EVENTS: SCHEDULED
"How to guarantee your group exhibition will be chic?”
“The glistening length of Klum’s earthworm”
“I want to feel like I’m at seaworld!”
“try a cuddle puddle like Musk”
“there’s metafiction in the air here”
“diamonds have been replaced with Marxism and acrylic nails”
SUMMER SPECIAL II (shows NOT to miss + more recs!)
BUMPER SUMMER SPECIAL (recs for sun decks)
“a crowd is pogoing to The Dreamboats, as they hammer through ‘Misirlou’”
this week: spittle summer social, and you're invited!
“there is a giddy anarchism to pissing in your own mouth”
“balls that touch the ground become earwax”
spittle summer social... and you're invited
“crop circles… named doug and dave.”
“bacchanalian celebrations full of purgative ritual and blood-soaked animal sacrifice”
"We are quirked, we are goated, we are bruh, we are bestie"
“Mercury likes us because his mom was a nymph”
“cats drinking wine, posing for a birthday card”
"Vermouth is the Amy Schumer of Negronis"
“Are we exclusionary? Absolutely”
"bombard them with digital tomatoes"
“bombard them with digital tomatoes”
“there is nowhere left to go but prehistoric”
“music, phone-in, drama, feedback noise”
"the artistic genius of Carly Rae Jepsen"
“lunch breaks by rare rhododendrons”
“substack is just so anti-decadence”
“what does it mean kissy face no heart”
“Travelodges, and Frube yoghurts squirting”
"how to think yourself into being adored and paid for"
“I want KAWS to pay for my therapy”
“In the sky’s a waning gibbous, size of a fist and the golden-orange of a Bitcoin logo”
“Strange reveries swarming through the vegetation’s noiseless slumber”