Sitemap - 2021 - spittle’s Newsletter
"Muscular full bussomed big bussies"
"We owe aspirin, X-rays and Viagra to accidents"
“chained up in a vat of guacamole”
“We have always been obsessed with the apocalypse for a long time.”
"yeah, I think we are increasingly spooked"
“He’s the, he’s the originator of the skull rings”
“their ancestors were supremely milk pilled”
"Jennifer Lopez in a cowboy hat"
"hey baby, come for the sushi dinner"
“Dawnie was the party ship,” remembered one. “I fell in love with my wife all over again”
“It feels silly to be talking about Snow”
"It’s just a grown up fucking egg!"
"I would twist my neck all the way round to catch a glimpse of the burnt out husk of it"
"Am I suffering from good taste?"
"But daddy, I only like hoovers with a name"
“A smile can mean different things in different cultures”
“I love Heathrow. We take edibles and just have a good time”
"I was annoyed that the statue had not an ounce of life"