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This Week
💦 spittle is transfixed by London’s new Moco museum
💦 Marina Abramovic spotted at London’s new Moco museum
💦 will someone pls give us free tickets to new London Moco museum ??
Events
An events special as we ease gently into Frieze season – not !!! Make sure to eat breakfast cuties, cos we’ll only be getting dinner on the weekends at this rate XX
🧊 17 Sep | 6-8pm | Lap-See Lam: Floating Sea Palace + Ain Bailey & Holly Graham, Studio Voltaire [Clapham]
🧊 17 Sep | 6-8pm | Sergey Kononov: Companions, Jeremy Scholar [Bond St]
🧊 18 Sep | 6-8pm | Rene Daniels, Modern Art [Green Park]
🧊 18 Sep | 6-9pm | Ellie Cotton: A study of Saint Francis, General Assembly [Oxford Circus]
🧊 18 Sep | 6:30-9pm | Fail Worse by Habib William Kherbek (book launch), The Horse Hospital [Holborne]
🧊 18 Sep | 7-9pm | Biblioteka x South Parade (evening of readings), South Parade [Farringdon]
🧊 18 Sep | 5-9pm | Tracey Emin: I followed you to the end, White Cube [London Bridge]
🧊 18 Sep | 6-9pm | India Nielsen: crayola sphinx or dogwoman, Soup [Elephant & Castle]
🧊 19 Sep | 6-9pm | Tarek Lakhrissi: SPIT + afterparty at The Standard, Nicoletti [Shoreditch] 🚨*gallery relocation alert* 🚨
🧊 19 Sep | 6-8pm | Everyone is an Artist, Joseph Beuys, Marcel Broodthaers and James Lee Byars, Michael Werner [Bond St]
🧊 19 Sep | 6-8pm | JOINT SHOW OPENING ! – Alexandra Bircken: Gebrochenes Pferd at Herald St and Maureen Paley [Bethnal Green]
🧊 19 Sep | 6-8pm | Marlene Dumas: Mourning Marsyas, Frith Street [Tottenham Court Road]
🧊 19 Sep | 6-8:30pm | Antonio Tarsis: Storm in a teacup, Carlos Ishikawa [Performance at 8pm] [Whitechapel]
🧊 20 Sep | 6-8pm | Keith Farquhar: Taking down the striplights at Charity, Roland Ross at Sadie Coles The Shop [Oxford Circus]
🧊 20 Sep | 6-8pm | DUST TO DUST, Sid Motion [South Bermondsey]
🧊 21 Sep | 3:30pm | Hongxi Li: Sandcastle, offsite performance presented by NEVEN, The Stage Shoreditch EC2A 3NL [Shoreditch]
🧊 21 Sep | 5-8pm | Justin Chance: Motherhood, Ginny on Frederick [Barbican]
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Suprise surprise, Chopova Lowena slayed LFW this wknd. With impeccable casting (images here with no paywall - looking at you Vogue…) the brand’s new Asics collab looked perfect for seeing in the new season… walking through puddles on the way from Frieze London to Frieze Masters, etc… Simone Rocha Crocs you say?! So last year x
Already sold out at DSM 😢 but info here
Parting shot
Is bad taste better than no taste? You may remember us breaking the story about the art world’s weird obsession with immortalising NYC-edgelord-critic Dean Kissick in paint… Well it now seems the trend is infecting the collecto-sphere, with X Museum’s Michael Xufu posting incredible new work by a ‘fan’ (his words), as seen below. Hold on to your hats, we predict this quirky canvas portrait might just open the floodgates – which hot young collector/museum director would you like to see up next? Charles Saatchi?.. Tristram Hunt?.. Kim Logchies-Prins and her husband, Lionel, founders of London’s new Moco museum? We’re here for it.
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